FASHION INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE NEW GURU
TAKES CENTRE STAGE
The world mourns the sad and untimely losing of Gianni Versaci.
No longer will the phrases "Darling", "Princess" and "My babies" grace the cat
walks of the world with the same forceful passion that echoed the ethos and
aura of this great man.
However, hope springs eternal. From within the midst of our
sorrow, a small flickering beaconof salvation emerges to once again illuminate
our drab and colourless lives. Wardrobes around the world are set to
accommodate a new breed of quality and excellence. Campbell, Schaffer and women
the world over yearn the impending elevation to new heights of fashion. And who
is this dynamic trend setting Messiah?
The unmistakable Yorkshire twang grows in volume from the sleepy
hamlet of Milnsbridge. New catch phrases echo around the fashion houses of
Milan, Paris, London and New York. "Your husband looks a mess!", "What is that
man wearing?" and "Is that a pile of rags at the table?" announces the
emergence on to the world clothing stage of that new "style icon" that is John
Smith, Man of Fashion.
Women; Your lives are about to be transformed.
Husbands; Chuck out your rags and chuck out Oxfam. |